devon|17|twin|ny
Just your average, underachieving overachiever, perfectionist teenager.
<3: photography, singing, acting, baking, diving, reading, art, sleeping, procrastinating

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aiclan:

he died a hero’s death

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

thatfunnyblog:

 

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

joolescoosablooncas:

I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

thatfunnyblog:

and they say romance is dead