LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

Les Miserables:

Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.

Spring Awakening:

If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.

Chicago:

It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.

The King and I:

Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.

My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.

Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.

RENT:

AIDS really blows.

A Chorus Line:

If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.

Grease:

If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.

The Phantom of the Opera:

When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.

Rocky Horror Picture Show:

Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

myrtlewilson:

myrtlewilson:

fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone

i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this

Bless you

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Fandoms so far

SPN Fandom : What ? W ... WHAT ? ANGELS ! THEY ARE FALLING ! NO ! CAS ! DEAN ! SAM ! CROWLEY ! SOMEONE HOLD ME !!

Whovians : Who is that- ... Wait. WAIT. WHAT ? WHAAAT ?! WHAT IS HAAAAAAPENNIIIIIING ?!!

SPN and Whovians : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!

Sherlockians : Oh, great, now we are the sanest fandom by far.

How to except an award on someone else's behalf by Adam Chanler-Berat and Celia Keenan-Bolger

Celia: The thing about Christian Borle is that all of us are better actors and people for having been in a play with him...so... I should say something funny also, because he's funny. What's a good story about Christian?

Adam: He sweats a lot.

Celia: Ooh, he does.

Adam: He's a sweaty actor.

Celia: BOOM!

Adam: ZINGA!!